R.I.P. Fluffy

It is my sad duty to announce that fluffy the gecko has passed away. He was 2 years old and had a wife and 8 kids. He will be missed by all.

Sources confirm that the likely cause of death was eating too many worms on a full stomach, though an autopsy is not scheduled until later next week. Fowl play is not suspected but the family canary 'Bubbles' is not talking.