Random Ramblings of A Raving Raspberry Soccerball
"My mother always said I would amount to nothing..... and she was right!... hey do you want a drink of this?..."
"The government doesn't want you to keep your money, they want you to be poor, just like me, and they will stop at nothing to make it happen!"
"2 + 2 doesn't always equal 5, you aren't looking at the world right my friend and look superman"
"When you feel the urge coming on... whats the... I don't remember what I was saying... whip it? Whip it good!"
"Like all members of my family, I too am sterile"
"The last thing I remember on that night was... oh are you jesus?"