Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Random Ramblings of a Raving Raspberry Soccerball

Random Ramblings of A Raving Raspberry Soccerball

"My mother always said I would amount to nothing..... and she was right!... hey do you want a drink of this?..."

"The government doesn't want you to keep your money, they want you to be poor, just like me, and they will stop at nothing to make it happen!"

"2 + 2 doesn't always equal 5, you aren't looking at the world right my friend and look superman"

"When you feel the urge coming on... whats the... I don't remember what I was saying... whip it? Whip it good!"

"Like all members of my family, I too am sterile"

"The last thing I remember on that night was... oh are you jesus?"

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Out of context quotes, edition 2

"There so cute, they HAVE to die"
-Lucas Finnamore-Smith

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Out of context quotes, edition 1

"What if a shark ate Enya? It'd be the richest shark in all of Ireland"
-Travis Champagne

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Friday, March 19, 2010

TV shows I think should exist.

CTRL ALT DEL - A sit-com about microsoft employees that secretly sabotage microsoft products.

Two and a Half Midgets - Need I explain?

Fascist Hour with Benito and Adolf - A Mock pundit show co hosted by Hitler and Mussolini, topics would include, how to make the trains run on time, propaganda machines and how to effectively commit genocide.

Mary teen sheep - Follow up to werewolf stories except this time the protagonist turns into a sheep at the full moon with hilarious results.

How to catch a predator: Animal Edition - Hidden Camera sting show where the host lures in unsuspecting predators such as lions and bears in online chat rooms posing as a wounded gazelle. This type of show always gets great ratings.

Intelligent Design Theory - Parody of the big bang theory except the main characters know the truth. Also all romances lead to marriage before any implied consummation of relationships.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

The following people are in my opinion Communists!

David Spade - Seriously look at his facial hair, totally a follower of Lenin
Bruce Willis - He's bald need I say more?
Bill Crosby - Have you seen his show? He is such a Communist.
Canadians - Canadian style health care, again need I say more?
Glen Beck - Seriously his parodies of right wing nuts are way out of line and it is so clear he is a communist, only communists can't tell the difference between fascism and communism.
Jesus Christ - Have you read the bible?
Benito Mussolini - Trains running on time? Communist!
Twitter - Iran Revolution? That is communism.

In conclusion we should demand our politicians to re institute the communist trials!

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Two out of three Jonas brothers would agree:

Food for Thought: Installment III

If there was a section in the yellow pages for steak sauce, A1 would be first.

Food for thought.

The Following People Have Enraged me Lately:

Ryan Stiles
Julia Louis Dreyfus
David Cross
Tyler Harland
The cast of "Nightrider"
The '76 Miami Dolphins
Andre Agassi
The artist formerly known as "The artist formerly known as 'Prince'"
The State of Nebraska
Gandalf the Grey (but not the White, he's cool)
A1 steak sauce
Tyler Harland
Jeff Goldblum's character in Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World